Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Limericks

A fair butter haired fairy wept; For none on the dairy farm slept;A bird went 'Ack-goo!', A squirrel scrambled through;Once fairy gone all livestock left...A man threw one back after job;His taxes were more than could rob;The drink tasted right, He found second sight;Then use for corn on the cob...The serving wench bent bit far over;Such mountainous lovelies werent covered;That all men could do, Was slobber and coo;The tips she made went to her lover

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